AKA Mafia Guy #2, Sam, Sammy
IQ (NEVER TESTED)
SEX & GENDER Male (he)
SEXUALITY
HEIGHT
WEIGHT
NATIONALITY
LANGUAGES English (native)
DOB
DOD
🖼️ [**Toyhouse**](<https://toyhou.se/34593313.sammy>)
:atrea-logo: **Atrea**
⚔️ **Art Fight**
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### ABOUT
**Samuel “Sammy” Baptiste** is a member of Los Varanos.
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Mafia Guy #1: ... I don't get it.
Mafia Guy #2: Don't get what?
#1: Mello and his squeeze. He's just, y'know, some guy. Not even a hot guy--
#2: Don't let Mello hear you say that.
#1: But y'know what I mean, right? He looks like a regular guy. Regular haircut, clothes, face and body. Then look at the girls with Rod. They're actually hot, done up all pretty with makeup, dresses, shoes, jewelry, their hairdos ... Why isn't Mello, y'know, with the guy equivalent of that? He could afford a boy like that if he wanted one. And there's plenty of boys like that, too, in this city! So it's not like this is a weird thing the gays do. This is a weird thing Mello does.
#2: *shrug* Maybe Mello just likes knowing what his squeeze really looks like under all the makeup and sexy clothes.
#1: Say again?
#2: I mean ... Y'know those girls are acting, right? The makeup and dresses and shoes--especially the shoes with those huge heels--are all part of an act. They don't wake up like that. It's a job. To get money from guys like Rod, same reason we're here. For their real lives where they're, like, regular women. With regular names. You think their real names are "Kandi with a K and an I" and "Jessie Belle like in the Bible"?
#1: ... Huh. Never really thought about it ...
#2: So ... Yeah. Maybe Mello likes a regular guy 'cause he like them real. Not putting on an act and pretending to like him 'cause that's the job. Maybe he likes knowing what Matt's really like. Hell, even what Matt's real name is.
#1: ... I think I can get that, when you put it like that.
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Mafia Guy #2 is often seen with a book because he likes to read. Thing is, most people who say that actually mean that they like a good story, whereas #2 actually means that he likes to read. A detective novel yesterday, Mao's "Little Red Book" with commentary today, "Antigone" tomorrow, a reference guide on housecats overmorrow …
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Rod Ross: Hey now! Don't talk about yourself like that! Your dialogue isn't *irrelevant* to the narrative, as it's giving some deeper insight into it. Your dialogue was entirely relevant and topical and shit!
Mafia Guy 2: Thanks, Boss. It's nice to know my existence technically has meaning, even if only because of semantics. When'd you get so insightful, anyway?
Rod Ross: About the time it became necessary for a joke. We operate under Roger Rabbit rules here.
Mafia Guy 2: Kinda horrifying, when you think about it ... I hope this little vignette of ours never ends. I don't wanna go back to the void.
Rod Ross: Aw, it's not so bad. Gives a guy time to think. Plus, we get to be aware of how Mello and Matty are doing. I'm real glad they survived and have been making their relationship work. They're good for each other.
Mafia Guy 2: True. Plus the Zelda and Asterix references are pretty funn--Oh no, that JKL-FFF guy is running outta jokes to make! The void's coming ba--
### CONNECTIONS
**Rod**
*Boss*
Glen
Rash
Kal
Mello
Matt