(when they seperated for a while) mid 2007 - early 2008

• Windows face east - morning sun
• Dust bunnies and socks
• His room is such a mess it’s a fire hazard
• There needs to be holes in one of the walls
• Like the previous renter was a raging asshole and punched the wall bc his girlfriend left him or something
• He's stumped his cig on the walls in panic too
• Most LA apartments and homes are made from cement
• There’s probably mold growing in the walls
• ALSO EXTRA DETAILS Smells travel through the place really easily so it STINKS, there’s rotting pieces in the ceiling, pieces of equipment like the microwave is broken and still needs to be repaired, plugs are everywhere to keep Matt’s consoles running, the room is absolutley crowded with Matts computer and video game stuff
• Also it’s poorly insulated so whatever temperature it is outside it’s in the apartment
• They need multiple fans bc it’s too damn hot in there
• I don’t think either of them would handle it well, Mello would be melting in his leather outfit and Matt’s from Canada (my Matt is) so I think he’d be suffering equally
• Billiard-Kö
• Überall (vor allem aber um den Küchentisch, die Couch und den Couchtisch) liegen Tabak-Krümel
• Matt is for lack or a better word, disorganised. In fact, scratch that he’s downright filthy. His bathtub constantly has a ring of black scum around the inside, there’s over flowing ashtrays and his floor hasn’t seen a broom since he moved in two years ago.
• His floor is littered with clothes, the clean pile and the dirty pile merging together into a no mans land, forcing Matt to take a sniff every day to figure it out in a weird never ending torture scenario
• All his furniture has rings from his coffee mugs, often overlapping one another and sticky. Mello says his Kandinsky period is notable.
• [🔸] Matt got flowers bc that's romantic but by god did he forget the house is also supposed to not have 4 diff leftovers in one bedroom

BATH

• Matt has a spider living in his bathroom window. He’s called Ned and Matt loves him

KITCHEN

• Mello is questioning his life choices while eating Chinese that will definitely give him stomach bug
• He also needs the popcorn ceiling

BED

• Probs has a cuck chair in the corner, his general comp set up a chest of drawers with stuff on top like cologne keys pieces of mail snacks etc
• Metal bed hospital@style (probs picked it out dumpster)
• He doesn’t have sheets this much I’m confident in
• One flat ass pillow
• The whole flat is the chair matt has negative object permanence
• No actual trash apart from left over cans of drinks/fag butts in ashtrays but man has a floordrobe
• Matts room always smells of wet dog but there’s no dog
• Matt has a lot of pillows and blankets around. he likes to be warm. He constantly forgets the blankets he has at home and buys new ones when he spots them. He can no longer find his mattress (on the floor with no bed frame) under the mass.
• In their separate apartments Matt gets drunk most nights and spends his evening spooning a half eaten kebab to sleep
• [🔸] MATT REACHED FOR HIS WALLET CONDOM THATS BEEN THERE SINCE HE WAS 12 and Mello’s like did you not pay attention in sex ed
• [🔸] there’s used condoms on the ceiling fans Matt thought it would be funny if he threw one up there while it was running
• [🔸] “Matt is that lube expired?” “…no? Lube expires?”
• [🔸] There is a used condom in the ashtray next to bed bc it's the closest thing
• Damals in Wammy’s haben M2 schon Pissplatten unter Türen durchgeschoben, aber halt nur im Winter. Matt kann aber in seiner Wohung in LA mit nem Tiefkühlfach auch im Sommer Pissplatten machen. Der hat in seiner Bude auch nen ganz alten ranzigen Billard-Kö. Ab und zu liegt er da im Hausflur vor der Tür vom Nachbarn ganz edel mit dem Kö im Anschlag und kegelt seine Pissplate mit Eleganz in die Wohnung vom Nachbarn. Der hat auch nen Styropor-Pizzakarton, mit dem kann er die Pissplatte auch über Distanz transportieren.
• Neighbour A) dog got loose again now neighbour C is having puppies and is on a war path Neighbour D) does not realise their room fishbowls when the light is on so Matt and Mello can see everything including the GILF porn that’s being jacked off too when neighbour D’s wife isn’t home Neighbour C) has their in laws over and is having a stress cry and smoke on their porch Neighbour B) is having silly times with wife and being goofy - Matt’s seen him hiding a ring box before and is eager for whenever he oversees an engagement

Matt’s Nachbarn von Gegenüber, die er regelmäßig beobachtet:

1. Neighbour A) dog got loose again now neighbour C is having puppies and is on a war path Neighbour D) does not realise their room fishbowls when the light is on so Matt and Mello can see everything including the GILF porn that’s being jacked off too when neighbour D’s wife isn’t home Neighbour C) has their in laws over and is having a stress cry and smoke on their porch Neighbour B) is having silly times with wife and being goofy - Matt’s seen him hiding a ring box before and is eager for whenever he oversees an engagement