Matt gushing to people about Mello/gushing about how hot he is to people when he thinks Mello can’t hear him but like… Mello absolutely hears him and doesn’t bother to stop him despite his embarassment at some of the details bc he can’t stop smiling.

Matt, later: C'mon, I didn't run my mouth that much.

Halle, exasperated: You told the entire arcade that sucking your boyfriend's dick is like taking a hit off the best bong in the world, it makes you feel so happy. And that it's just as big.

Matt: No! I said that, for real?

Halle: You called it "the bong-dong" experience.

Mello, red as a tomato: Y-yeah, you did.

Matt: ... Well, it's the truth.

Mello: MATT!

Halle: If the police ever put you in front of one of those things, they'd probably be able to get a rambling confession for every crime you two've ever committed. So long as they could sit through you interspersing it with the most boastful recounting of ALL your sexual exploits together.

Matt, unashamed: ... Sexploits.

Mello: * muttered curses in Croatian*