One thing I wanna see so bad is their reaction to a child, having to take care of one (either them forced to babysit or finding a random child). How would they act? What would they do? Will the child need life long therapy, or will it trigger some sort of nurturing side of them?

I like the thought of them being forced to babysit for some fellow mafiosi haha

• The awkwardness varies depending on the age of the kid
• Their reaction to actual babies would probably be like “god no get it away from me, hell to the no”
• Anything up to 10 years old, they let the kid be the shotcaller. They wanna play dress up? “Get the glitter Matt, you’re about to be one sparkly princess.” They wanna climb trees? “I can do it faster than you.”
• Anything over 10, things could get borderline deranged. “Hey kid, ever fired a gun?” “Matt, you can’t just hand a gun to a child- … without a silencer, ts.”
• Also: I don’t think they talk down to kids at all. Especially Mello tends to forget his actual age and treats the kid like a peer. He doesn’t sweet talk. If the kid messes up he goes “git good, wanker”
• Imagine them having to babysit a teenage girl dealing with her first period. They’re super scientific about it, flinging around terms. Miles “how are your fallopian tubes doing?” Jeevas

• bc like they ARE jackasses but so are most teenagers and this balances that with a good amount of 'clearly not thinking abt the fact these are children who they might have a lasting impact on' and 'wait these are children are we gonna have a lasting impact on them???’
• the hands over the ears at the shooting range is killing me btw. thats SO funny
• ITS SUCH A GOOD VISUAL GAG and is so in line with the vibes of the rest of it. well intentioned but irresponsible and under equipped
• They’ll super glue your head back together when you crack your skull falling off playground equipment
• But they also told you they could go higher than you so
• God and mello being annoying during tea we get it info dump on us king but it’s not etiquette at this lady’s table
• LITTLE GIRL PUT MAKEUP AND NAIL POLISH ON THEM BADLY
• mello painting the kids nails really fastidiously and the kids doing a really bad job in return is. so cute
• Matt with wonky lipstick and that shitty gel glitter eyeshadow on he’s so pretty that day
• Mello like wrow…..my husband will look extra pretty when his lipstick smears on my cock
• Mafia kids;; Like they’ve used the backs mellos documents to draw or smthn idk and this poor kid is shitting bricks when they realise what they did and mellos just like….needs work on your shading anyways write this all out again. Now.